MadLib Weekly Top Three #4

November 27, 2015

By Kelly Laycock

Another successful week of MadLib madness! Thanks to everyone who sent us a submission. We had quite a few new participants this week, so new must be getting out. As with last week, I compiled the submissions and sent them to our Library staff to judge (anonymously, of course…no favouritism allowed here!). Our picks in reverse order…

Weird News

Third Place goes to:

A telephone in Bountiful, Utah, was arrested this morning after he danced in front of a hoola-hoop. Humberfloob had a history of skating, but no one – not even his coffee cup – ever imagined he’d sing with a stapler stuck in his belly button.

“I always thought he was famous, but I never thought he’d do something like this. Even his sister was surprised.”

After a brief swim, cops followed him to Chuck E. Cheese, where he reportedly worried in the fry machine.

In December, a woman was charged with a similar crime. But rather than eating with a mistletoe, she burned with a tiny dog.

Either way, we imagine that after witnessing him applaud with a diamond, there are probably a whole lot of cookies that are going to need some therapy.

The runner up is:

A thermometer in Zany was arrested this morning after he swam in front of a three-piece suit. Donald Trump had a history of yelling, but no one – not even his armadillo – ever imagined he’d clap with a fire truck stuck in his big toe.

“I always thought he was shiny, but I never thought he’d do something like this. Even his great grandmother was surprised.”

After briefly playing with marbles, cops followed him to Burger King, where he reportedly stronged in the fry machine.

In August, a woman was charged with a similar crime. But rather than dreaming with dynamite, she ran with a smelly dog.

Either way, we imagine that after witnessing him trotting with a cape, there are probably a whole lot of brooms that are going to need some therapy.

And voted Number 1 by our Library Staff:

A monster in Alabama was arrested this morning after he cowered in front of a telephone. Sean had a history of teleporting, but no one – not even his camera – ever imagined he’d eat with a cat stuck in his arm.

“I always thought he was hairy, but I never thought he’d do something like this. Even his cousin was surprised.”

After briefly chain-smoking, cops followed him to Applebee’s, where he reportedly blackened in the fry machine.

In June, a woman was charged with a similar crime. But rather than writing with a building, she ran with a fluffy dog.

Either way, we imagine that after witnessing him driving with hot sauce, there are probably a whole lot of penguins that are going to need some therapy.

 

The authors of each of these masterpieces will be entered into our draw on December 21, 2015, for a $50 gift certificate from Chapters. Everyone is welcome to play again next week. Keep the silliness coming!